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Here is the key to the pseudonyms used by participants in our 'Too Many Poets' feature: a gold star indicates that the lyric was mentioned in despatches, when adjudicator Chris Copping FAXed his verdict to the Palers' Convention (see here and here)
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Anthony Davis |
A Warty Hog (Hamish McBoreal) |
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Bert Saraco |
Two Sides to Every Coin (Alan Terego) |
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Nothing But 100 Proof (BarnyardBoy) |
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Beverly Peyton |
Four Fingers (Hallux Hander) |
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Cast like Clay (The Ceramicx) |
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Half Mottled (Artie Choke) |
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Likewise Passé (Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy & Sneezy) |
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Edge of the Pit (Pleiades Plummy) |
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What, How, Why, Maybe (Enigma Riposte) |
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Fresh Food (Kitty Kitchen) |
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Mrs Good For You (Sam 'Haha' Spoodle) |
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Carrie and John Maun |
The Writing on the Wall (Thick and Thin) |
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Charles Scott |
Wanderers in the Dark (Mel Drum) |
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Mr Bartholomew’s Dream (Charles David) |
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So Close to Him (Dino Charles) |
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Johnson's Corner (Chang) |
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Makes me Wonder (Tocks) |
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Whiter Shades (Dion Charles) |
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The Life I Know (Chuck S) |
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The Chalice (Cliff West) |
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Angel (P Nutbutter) |
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Another Strange Dream in Brooklyn (Bob Zimmerframe) |
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Charlie Allison |
Grunt Finale (Ed Monton) |
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Unsteady Freddie |
Issues (Captain Clackgood) |
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Maniacal Laughter (Bright Lee) |
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Not Really (Webb Syte) |
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The Forecast Is Cloudy (Strong S Samson) |
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High Speed Pursuit (Mohammed Poor) |
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Number 9, Number 9 (John Juicy Pink) |
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Tainted Trout (Regal Z) |
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Enough Today (Turner Cartwheel) |
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Greg Panfile |
Like Hell it was Me (Wreath Keyed) |
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Alamo (Basil Eunathco) |
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Ian Chippett |
National Anthem (Reith Keid) |
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Men Only (Mme R. Monde) |
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James Donovan |
The Tomato Plant I Fancy (Clarence Birdseye) |
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Jeremy Gilien |
It Stands to Reason (Dora Mousehole) |
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Jim Krapf |
Bedtime story (Xi Quicksan) |
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Warm Milk for Cold (Wu Wingtip) |
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John Annable |
The Timeless Sea (Elbanna) |
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'Twas Lunch Time at the Office (Andy Grotel) |
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John Lock |
The Heavy Rock AWSoP (Rock Bottom) |
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Kerry Holloway |
A Moment in Time (Farther Tyme) |
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A Whalers Lament (Davy Jones) |
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It All Came Undone (Tommy) |
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Larry Pennisi |
Corridor of Endless Sorrow (Chee Z Comestible) |
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Toujours DeJour (Bacon Bit) |
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Ballad of the Horrible Old (Betty Joan Crawford) |
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Uncle Tanoose's Moose Blooze (Ex Acer Bates) |
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Old Mold (Cornelius Throgmorton De Olefactory 5th) |
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Thin Slice of the Cheese (Antoine de la Fromage Duboise: Emperor of Lutania) |
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Rumination Blues (Pasta Popeil IV (aka Ron-Co)) |
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Mike Chaudhuri |
Aero plane (John Barleycorn) |
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Taking out the Garbage (The Punisher) |
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Mike Lee |
Highway to Nowhere (Georgia George) |
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Nancy Zohner |
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Pat Keating |
Brolly (U. M. Brella) |
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The Worm and the Hook (Phish R Mann) |
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Hey Surfer Dude (Hernando Cortez) |
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You Still Taste the Poop (The Dogshit Twins) |
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Bootleg Train (Hermanns Mentor) |
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Richard Solly |
As Rich As the Pearl (Shady O'Pale) |
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Justice by Numbers (Wylon Storey) |
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Darkest Before the Dawn (Ramblin' Ron) |
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Gogol's Feast (Saul T Dogg) |
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Tonic For The Troops (Thin Paul's Sister, Sue Veneer from London) |
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Rob Barnes |
Without a Snout (Porky Pork Pork) |
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Roland Clare |
Collide-escape (Greensleeves) |
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Suspended Sentence (Andromeda Sago) |
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Cream of the Crop (Eve Ryman) |
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Horse Gang Blues (O'Bryan Stewart) |
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Ross Taylor |
Trick or Treat (Snoldy Plunkett) |
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The Cruel Tree (Haplesc Fhoole) |
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She Wandered Through The Internet (Macrobiotic Nostrum) |
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The Sad Ascent (6) |
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Christmas Camelgirl in the Sand (Cinnamon Churl) |
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Perfectly Drowned (Romulus Remus) |
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Sam Cameron |
Less than Meets the Eye (The Liquid Beau) |
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Ballad of a Gherkin Soul (Rachel Victoria Dreamer) |
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(I Know) Your Head is the Driver of My Heart |
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Eternal Return (Fred the Knitter) |
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Learn To Fry (Leonard Oswestry William Brow) |
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Rainbow Sewer |
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Golden Shares (Private Isiah Stasion) |
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Treasonable Doubt (Randollph Y Samosa) |
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Drastic Annie's Weep Hole (Lucifer Hessayon) |
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(Bringing Back the) Coat of Arms (Magnus Bistort) |
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Moral Lightning (Edith Grommitt) |
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Velvet Cuffs (Lady Archimedes Marmalade) |
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Corsican Blue Moon (Diabolo Leak-Soop) |
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Doormen in Shrines (Duchess of Lent) |
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Bourrelet Bye Bye (Sharkangel Gabriel) |
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Sombre Ego (Ten-Puss Fugitive) |
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(A) Power Too Far (Hello Rider) |
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Ghost Readers in the Sky (ISBN Number One) |
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Fiery Moon and August Chair (The Bosun's Sister) |
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Paler Band of Fools (Faux King About) |
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Snake Robertson |
Powderfinger (Neil Reid) |
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Stan Pearson |
Distance Run (The Image) |
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Be Here Tomorrow (Silk) |
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Crimson and Abstract Blue (Shade) |
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Destinations of the Heart (Stone) |
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Echoes in the Ebony (Daunton) |
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Ghosts Along the Way (The Ghost) |
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When the Velvet Crashes (The Beat) |
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Fractured Phrases (Chico) |
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Just a Dream (The Dreamer) |
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To Cut Away the Years (The Cut) |
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Tomorrow's Tombstones (Arc) |
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What's in a Name (The Celt) |
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Where the Peaches Slice (Tattoo) |
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Tony Sadowski |
Ode to the Guildford Faux Piano (Phil Moore) |
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W George Lovell |
Too Hot to Work (Alf Williams) |
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Taken Away (Joseph Craig) |
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