Procol Harum

Beyond
the Pale

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'Too Many Poets'

Toujours DeJour (Bacon Bit)

Key to authors' pseudonyms

She took all the cheddar
None of the Brie
All of the onions
None of the tea

I came back to a empty pantry
Was shot in the head like Elmer Gantry

The bread that she kneaded
The gloss on the tart
Could never unite us
Only cause us to fart

I'm thinking of baking,
A large casserole.
I'll eat all its contents.
And then ... in a hole ...

Procol Harum concerts in 2001: index page	Manchester: Palers' Convention
Back to 'Too Many Poets'	Index of Faux-lyrics for 'Too Many Poets'

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