... so tonight's 'questions' are actually suggested wordings lines of attack, if you like that can be used by the judge who will preside over the inevitable lawsuit.
Choose the question below that is most applicable to the answer above. Make a note of the Question Number
Are you aware that you have violated the Trades Descriptions Act, either
deliberately or accidentally, in that Missing Persons the
Brooker/Reid song, not the Brooker solo song of almost the same title was only
ever performed at BtP's 40th Birthday Party for Procol Harum in
MMVII, and never heard again in live concerts, especially not on the
MMXVII tour?
Do you admit that you have circulated an illegal CD whose music consists
of Henry Spinetti playing drum solos over original BJ Wilson
percussion tracks that have been extracted without the written
permission of the owner of the material from the original recordings
of each song specified?
How can you and your associates have omitted to credit Procol Harum on
this bootleg CD? I put it to you that your thinking is simply that
Procol Harum has an LAV [LAVs are
Line-Average Values: work these out for each line by assigning a
numerical value to each letter in the line (a=1, b=2, etc), adding those
values up, and dividing the result by the number of letters in the line
for example, dog > 4+15+7 = 26, divided by 3 = 8.666
which is
therefore the LAV] that contains a decimal, whereas your deluded
reasoning was that every line printed on the artwork should have an LAV
that is a whole number, an integer; this idiotic principle underlies not
just the extremely perverse and unsatisfactory choice of songs, but also
the irrelevant people known mononymically, by their surnames who are
depicted