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Win both of 2025's great Gary Brooker releases

A straightforward competition for everyone • six-disc prizes!


Thanks for all the interest in this richly-endowed competition. A pair of DVD boxed sets is on its way to a winner in Italy and another in the USA; commiserations to all the disappointed participants!
Almost 800 people have watched
the Franky Brooker YouTube film (with its splendid Lime Street Blues cover soundtrack) and of course we wish there could have been prizes for everyone.

A great majority of the entries received was correct.
The answer was, of course, 'Zero, Zero' (as was heavily hinted in instructions like 'Oh, oh, yes', which did not go unnoticed), and all the 'click' instructions were different ... zero duplicates.
Items E, O, R and Z are featured on this page but not in
the YouTube film. And yes, some items may be seen in the film which are not in the present auction ...

At the time of writing we're about half-way through the auction and bidding is going swimmingly ... with two curious anomalies: items with Whiter Shade of Pale in the title
have thus far attracted almost no attention at all, despite the fact that one of them is probably the rarest surviving 45 rpm version of the famous tune.

Time will tell ...


 

An actual BtP webmaster
holds the actual prizes
in his actual hands, ready to
send them out to you,
the actual winners!

One six-disc prize in the left hand,
the other in the right

The 4-disc set CD / DVD / Blu-Ray of 2003's
Brooker Memorial Concert
costs nearly 40 GBP
The 2-disc set of 1983’s Brooker Band
Rockpalast concert in Hamburg
costs 24.99 GBP from HMV

By participating in this prize competition – designed to be super-easy – you can win both these 2025 items (from concerts forty years apart) and have them posted to you anywhere in the world by your friends at ‘Beyond the Pale’ www.procolharum.com
all entirely without charge


To win, you needed to do two simple and pleasant things
:

(1)

 
Carefully read the webpage at ebay-marsden2.htm and familiarise yourself with all the items, from ‘A’ to ‘Z’, that we’re going to auction in aid of the Royal Marsden Cancer Charity (29 May’s auction raised 1,600+ GBP)

(2)

Carefully watch the YouTube film here in which Franky Brooker introduces the Procol / Brooker memorabilia that will feature in the same eBay auction

Notes

Please note, you absolutely don’t need to bid for anything or buy anything to enter the competition.

But obviously, the point of this puzzle is partly to make everyone acquainted with what’s going to be available, and we certainly hope lots of people will see things they like, and make a free choice to participate generously in the auction

Then you needed to answer two questions correctly. Here they come ...


(1)

Look again at the items
on
the webpage at ebay-marsden2.htm , and – for each item (‘A’, ‘B’, ‘C’, ‘D’ and so on) – ask yourself ‘Did I see this item in the YouTube film ?’

Notes

It’s not a trick question … you should easily find several items of memorabilia pictured on the page, but not seen in the film.

We’re interested in all the ‘extra’ items that are listed on the page but don’t appear in the film

 
Now make a note of the alphabetical letter assigned to each 'extra' item on
the webpage at ebay-marsden2.htm .

Note

For instance, the chocolate record is item ‘D’ and it obviously is featured in the film … so the letter ‘D’ will not be in your answer


So … collect the alphabetical letters relating to items found on the page and not seen in
the film, and arrange them to make a well-known English word.

Notes

For instance, if your answers are ‘E’, ‘M’, ‘O’, ‘S’ and ‘U’, a suitable answer would be ‘MOUSE’

Any combination of the alphabetical letters is acceptable provided the outcome is a recognisable word from contemporary British or US English. 'USOME' would not be acceptable

That's the end of question (1). Hang on to your answer, and at the foot of the page we'll tell you what to do with it.


(2)

To answer the second question you again need to read the text on
the webpage at ebay-marsden2.htm carefully.

For each of the items, ‘A’ to ‘Z’, there’s a 'click' instruction on the page telling you how to view a larger image.

So the question for you is: how many of the 26 instructions beginning with the word ‘Click’ are identical to each other?

 Notes

Example:

‘Click the picture, right, for a larger view’
‘Click the picture, right, for a larger view’

These two instructions, above, are identical

Whereas

‘Click the picture, right, for a larger view’
‘Click the image, right, for a larger view’

These two are not identical … one uses the word ‘picture’ and the other uses ‘image’.

So the answer would be ‘zero’, if we were looking at just these two instructions
 

 


In fact, of course, you have 26 'click' instructions to consider
 

Again, it’s not a trick question …. it’s all about carefully and patiently looking at the wording.

And so your answer will be a number ... possibly 'zero', possibly 'twenty-six', or any other integer in between.

Notes


And in the end … let’s be frank … we just want all fans to be fully aware of the upcoming auction, so we have a good set of bids and can send another wadge or wodge of cash to the Royal Marsden Cancer Charity, effectively continuing Gary Brooker’s good work and honouring Franky’s intentions in passing all these items on
 

Oh oh … yes ...

The other intention is to save a couple of lucky fans the price (over 60 GBP) of the two most hotly-anticipated Procol-type releases of the last two years (thanks, Esoteric Records and MadeinGermany)

So could I have won?

By sending the two answers. one relating to each question, to webmaster@procolharum.com with your name and street address.

If both your answers were correct, your name went in the BtP Homburg, and stood a chance of winning in the draw. There were be two (2) winners ... each winner got both albums.

The draw aforesaid occured in the first minute or so of Tuesday 2 September 2025, UK time.

Notes

Remember to send your street address, or we can’t include you in the draw. This is because it wastes so much time writing to winners to find out where they live, and then, if they don’t respond, telling someone else they’re the winner, and then having to undo all that when the original winner’s address is eventually sent through. Experience has taught us this since we ran our first annual Procol Prize competition back in 1997

As you know we’re not going do anything with your address
except use it to ship a free 4-disc set and a free 2-disc set to you if you’re a winner.
Or we’ll just ignore it, if you’re not a winner

That's it ...

Those links again ... the webpage list and the YouTube film for your careful scrutiny and enjoyment!

 


 

Gary Brooker's page at BtP

Results of previous
eBay charity auction

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