'The Fifty Shades of Grey' ... and AWSoP parody by Glynn Leaney

Procol Harum

Beyond
the Pale

An AWSoP parody by Glynn Leaney

We liked to do things different,
As we lay across the floor.
And the crowd who came to watch us
Were amazed at what they saw.
The room was buzzing madly,
As we built up lots of steam.
And they called out for more action still,
Oh my God, we were a team.

For us, the Kama Sutra
May have seen us on our way;
But we learned a lot more later
With the fifty shades of grey.

The act is quite exhausting,
But in truth it’s fun to do.
And if you were in my position,
I’m sure you’d love it too.
Any one of fifty actions
Leave you knackered on the floor.
But within a few more moments,
You’d be ready for much more.

Oh for us the Kama Sutra
May have seen us on our way;
But we learned a lot more later
With the fifty shades of grey.

We’ve done this show so often,
We’re no youngsters any more.
So we’re seeking two replacements
Who have stamina galore.
We can then enjoy retirement,
And our bodies have a rest.
Then reflect on our achievements,
For they say we were the best.

Oh for us the Kama Sutra
May have seen us on our way;
But we learned a lot more later
With the fifty shades of grey.

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Procol Harum

Beyond the Pale

An AWSoP parody by Glynn Leaney

Beyond
the Pale