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'Spam In My E-mail

An AWSoP parody: Guy DiRito


  We strip, you get a peep show.
Turn smart deals and much more.
Your pet dealing with fleas and ticks?
As the spam begins to soar.
This room comes with a partner.
Fix your ceiling new today.
Are your cartridges real low on ink?
Make popups go away.

Find no annoyance greater,
Will these fillers ever fail.
That my space is first and mostly,
Turnin' spam in my e-mail.

(organ solo)

There seems to be no reason.
It's uncouth as it can be.
But I wondered if my spamming guards,
Were takin' on a fee.
They're just routine nested vermin,
Who come streamin in like ghosts.
And with all my files open,
Really wish that they were closed.

Find no annoyance greater,
Will these fillers ever fail.
That my space is first and mostly,
Turnin' spam in my e-mail.

(organ solo)

Find no annoyance greater,
Will these fillers ever fail.
That my space is first and mostly,
Turnin' spam in my e-mail.

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