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'Too Many Poets'

Old Mold (Cornelius Throgmorton De Olefactory 5th)


 

 

Key to authors' pseudonyms

I was tryin, not to win
Drink the booze and live in sin
I was right there, in your face
Trying hard to fall from grace

I was crocked on tea and rice.
Saki's good and twice as nice.
I was sinning left and right.
Kick your arse and take a bite.

Old Mold, nasty smell
Take a sniff, go straight to hell
Old Mold, twice as tart
Have a wiff, the seas will part.


Procol Harum concerts in 2001: index page

Manchester: Palers' Convention

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